uu; Stolen from *pixel-whore. Because I can. =A= And because I know next to NOTHING about this chick.

Part I. Getting to know you. The dull section.

1. What’s your name?
Ava: ... Avalina Massri.
=w= That's pretty.

2. How old are you?
Ava: I'm 26.
Forsrs? You're not actually like... 4893? Or something crazy like that?
Ava: No, of course not.

3. ...Wth are you?
Ava: I'm a succubus-war demon hybrid.
PH34R!

4. Describe yourself.
Ava: How many words?
=A= Five?ish?
Ava: -grins- Best. Night. Of. Your. Life.
=A= Not modest at all are you?
Ava: Nah.

5. What’s your current occupation?
Ava: Well, I was a dancer, but then I got shang-haied into this crazy war demon organization thingy... So... Soldier?

6. Where do you live?
Ava: Wherever the hell this base is.
=w= Iceland!
Ava: There you go then.

Part II. Faves!

7. Favorite color?
Ava: ...
=w= What color is it?
Ava: .... Brown?
D8 OMFG. Me too.
Ava: Good for you.

8. Got any hobbies?
Ava: -grins- ....

9. If you had to live off of one food for the rest of your life (pretend this is feasible), it would be?
Ava: Uhm....
uu; .....
Ava: Celerey and cheese.
uu; I love you.

10. I’m sure you’re stylish...How do you dress?
Ava: As little clothes as possible.
=v=;; I really love you.

11. Best memory?
Ava: Uhm...


Part III. Love life. Also known as the embarrassing section.

12. Got crush?
Ava: I wouldn't call they crushes per se....

13. Okay...actually DATING said crush? Married, maybe?
Ava: Mm... No. <3

14. You probably saw this coming; are you a virgin?
Ava: -laughs quietly- Again, no. Come on sweetie, do I look like a virgin?
uu; That you do not.

15. If you HAD to rape someone, who would it be?
Ava: -stares- E-Excuse me..? Uhm... Well.... -grins- Probably that Blue, man. He's quite a treat for the eyes.

16. What’s your orientation, anyway?
Ava: Whatever you are, I am. <3

17. What have you got for friends?
Ava: Uhm... Nothing really... -blinks-

18. Uhm. On a nicer note, do you have a family?
Ava: I did have a mother and father, obviously. Whatever; they're not really part of my life anymore.

Part IV. Step onto the shrink’s couch. It’s time to talk.

19. Let’s talk about that troubled childhood...
Ava: It... -blinks- It was rather normal? I think, maybe?

20. Ever killed anyone? Yes or no.
Ava: Not yet. -headtilt- But apparently I'm going to have to.

21. ...Why’d you kill them?
Ava: Well, I haven't, but...

22. Worst memory?
Ava: Uhm.... None, they're all good. -grins-

23. Ever done anything important, or are you a loser?
Ava: -glances over at her dancing trophies and laughs-

24. How about regretful things, done any of those?
Ava: .... -glances over at her strip dancing trophies and laughs-

25. Your crowning achievment.
Ava: Uhm, well.... -grins-

26. You look like you have problems with your life. Do you?
Ava: -stares- No, not really. Why?

27. You also look like you have mental problems. Got any, or am I confused?
Ava: -glares- Excuse me? That's not even cool!

Part V. I bet you’re special!

28. Do you have any talents?
Ava: -purrs- Wouldn't you like to know...
=A= -nosebleed-

29. How about powers?
Ava: -grins seductively- It's been known as a special power..

30. Are you well-known? Loved, hated, hero, villain?
Ava: Well.. -laughs- Depends on what circles you're asking, now doesn't it?

31. Are you considered unique?
Ava: Again, what circles are you asking, sweetie?

32. Now let’s talk about bad-special. Do you do stupid things often?
Ava: -shrugs- It can be stupid, like if the guy is a terrible tipper.

33. Ever tripped in public, walked into a pole, ect?
Ava: Well.... No. -grins- Not in public, but... There's this one pole at the club that... Well.. It can get a bit... Slippery> and I fell right on my face! Ow.

34. Ever been so embarrassed you thought about running for it?
Ava: Mn.... Maybe if other people had been there, maybe?

Part VI. SCENARIOS! The fun part.

35. Oh no. It’s your mother, who has just shown up on your doorstep. What do you do?
Ava: -narrows her eyes and growls- Don't you even dare to bring her up.

36. A very attractive stranger is making come-hither motions at you, but they’re of the same sex. Your response?
Ava: I'd only do what I do best. -smiles slyly-

37. Everyone is laughing at you and you’re furious with yourself. Gods, you’ve really done it this time. What did you do?
Ava: I probably got drunk and gave a lap dance to some hideous nerd or something. Oh the shame...

38. You’re upset with yourself and everyone is looking at you like you’re a MONSTER. What have you done?!
Ava: -grins- Probably gave some old man a heart attack.

39. Everyone is proud of you, and for once you aren’t angry with yourself. What this time, lucky you?
Ava: What's this nonsense about for once? I'm always rather pleased with myself. -frowns- But, I probably didn't come across as some dumbass dancer.

40. You’ve been invited to be on a cooking show...What happens when you’re there?
Ava: What.. Why? How? I.. I can't even cook!

41. You’ve also been invited on a talkshow. Wait, shit- this is a talkshow. Nevermind. Uh...Someone has captured you. What now?
Ava: Mn... Is it a hostile kidnapping?

42. Ring ring ring ring ring... You’ve got a phone call. Who’s calling?
Ava: Ugh. My mother. Again. -huff-

43. EVERYBODY DIED BUT YOU. Oops. Your reaction?
Ava: .... W-What...? -stare-
=w= She's gonna die without sexual energies to feed on!

44. Wrong answers there. Double oops, I’ve gone and raised everyone from the dead and now there’s a zombie army rampaging the globe. Look what you made me do. What will YOU do?
Ava: -screams- Z-Zombies!

45. Blind old lady. What to do, what to do.
Ava: Just walk by. Why help someone without benefit for myself?

46. Blind old lady is beating you up with her cane. Now what.
Ava: I bet I can out run her. -frown-

47. Oh...great. You have to take a new job, but all of the openings are awful. What crappy mall-based job did you get?
Ava: Uhm.. Ew? No thanks. But.. Probably something at the Love Boutique.

48. Blind old lady is your boss and is yelling at you. What do you do to convince her not to fire you?
Ava: Let her fire me, I'd much rather be a hooker on the street corner.

49. QUICK. You need to do your most kick-butt action move, and this weird guy with a camera will give you $1000! What will you do? And what will you spend that money on?
Ava: Well, I could do this pretty cool tae-kwon-do move my dad taught me when I was little, but.. Pick-pocketing is just as fun, no?

50. Puffin muffin. Yes, that was the question.
Ava: Puffin muffin to you as well. Good day.